Monday, 4 August 2014
Lest we forget
Today marks the 100th Anniversary since Britain joined World War 1. Private John Parr joined his local regiment, the Middlesex, he became a reconnaissance cyclist, trained to ride ahead to retrieve information quickly for commanding officers. He is believed to be the first British soldier to lose his life in World War One, however this may not be the case:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-28442670
Lest we forget
The big G
Glasgow Commonwealth Games 2014 - Men's Road Race
The last words to David Millar:
The world is a pretty cynical place, professional sport as well. It's just part of it, but these games fortunately are a fairly cynicism free environment. This has a lot to do with the fact that you have such a diverse group of people. You are competing with people who have full time jobs, for whom this is a once in a lifetime experience. It's very humbling and it brings you back down to Earth and reminds you of just how lucky you are.
Stay upright
Monday, 23 June 2014
Tuesday, 29 April 2014
Look Mum, no Hans
So far, the travels of this guffer have resulted in very little time in the saddle. Thankfully, a recent work trip to Copenhagen provided the opportunity to explore the city from the perfect spot, a bike saddle.
The original plan was to post a series of 'just because' pics, but the sheer amount of bike paraphernalia quickly put an end to that plan. Oh, there was also a short trip over the bridge to visit Malmo, Sweden.
The original plan was to post a series of 'just because' pics, but the sheer amount of bike paraphernalia quickly put an end to that plan. Oh, there was also a short trip over the bridge to visit Malmo, Sweden.
| chain guard fetish in Malmo. The salads from the shop in the background are delicious |
Cykelköket in Malmo is
a do-it-yourself-shop where you can fix your bike or build a new from their store of old frames.
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| and you can accessories to your heart's content |
| The King of Trackstands |
| The shop was closed, but will certainly be visited when I return |
| you can't beat a nice bit of external butting |
Wednesday, 26 March 2014
thinking a load of guff
Looking back over some old posts you could be forgiven for thinking that we should re-title our blog grumpy riders talk guff about the weather. And in our defence it is a subject that is never far from the riders' thoughts since we need to think ahead when getting out on those roads. Today however proved to be one of those perfect sunny days that have you thinking, this is why I ride. Crisp blue skies, bright sunshine and even a hint of heat taking the temperature to a toasty 13 degrees. In the circumstances a long is an obligation and on the route south and towards Stewarton there was the reward of views to the southern uplands before turning for home and the delight of Ben Lomond and Arrochar Alps beyond all with a dusting of snow. Smiles all round. A definite sense that spring is on the way. There have been a couple of hints with the pre spring classics and then Milan - San Remo with the sight of Cancellara out-sprinting Cavendish. The Classics just around the corner might just be time to put the turbo away stop the thinking and the talking and get out there and enjoy.
Thursday, 6 February 2014
Plans afoot
Guff towers has been quiet of late, but a few guffers are finding fun on shank's pony. Running along local paths and mountain bike routes (roots) certainly makes you view the landscape from a different perspective. The only issue is when you return home, check the strava feed and realise that you are quicker running than cycling! That last statement provides an insight to the amount of time spent in the saddle.
Thankfully, 2014 saddle time is now underway, but has a somewhat vacant feel due to the lack of key dates in the diary. However, there are a few plans - one which will include the The West Highland Way; another tackles a road route that climbs over the famous Bealach na Bà and there is a possibility of another trip to Morzine for some epic mountain biking, this will hopefully offer a chance to catch Le Tour.
One major event that is a favourite of cyclesguff may see this guffer cheering from afar. The 33éme Paris-Roubaix Cyclotourisme takes place on the 8th June. During at a recent Whisky and Cheese guffers get together there was talk of a cycleguff entry. I know that my bike is up to the task, as for me...
On the subject of bikes, cyclesguff pedalled along to attend the Ben Wilson talk at the Lighthouse. Ben's talk was part of feral studio a Glasgow School of Art, School of Design initiative. A theme that ran through Ben's talk was the rise in bike culture; he's probably too humble to admit this, but he's played an integral part. His energy for designing, engineering, fabrication, playing and the enjoyment of watching others experience his work is infectious. So let's allow his work to do the talking. The rush to buy oxy acetylene torches and place orders with Ceeway is underway.
Thankfully, 2014 saddle time is now underway, but has a somewhat vacant feel due to the lack of key dates in the diary. However, there are a few plans - one which will include the The West Highland Way; another tackles a road route that climbs over the famous Bealach na Bà and there is a possibility of another trip to Morzine for some epic mountain biking, this will hopefully offer a chance to catch Le Tour.
One major event that is a favourite of cyclesguff may see this guffer cheering from afar. The 33éme Paris-Roubaix Cyclotourisme takes place on the 8th June. During at a recent Whisky and Cheese guffers get together there was talk of a cycleguff entry. I know that my bike is up to the task, as for me...
On the subject of bikes, cyclesguff pedalled along to attend the Ben Wilson talk at the Lighthouse. Ben's talk was part of feral studio a Glasgow School of Art, School of Design initiative. A theme that ran through Ben's talk was the rise in bike culture; he's probably too humble to admit this, but he's played an integral part. His energy for designing, engineering, fabrication, playing and the enjoyment of watching others experience his work is infectious. So let's allow his work to do the talking. The rush to buy oxy acetylene torches and place orders with Ceeway is underway.
Stay upright
Monday, 18 November 2013
more than Ventoux
There are more than a few things in our quest for cycling
excellence that bear repetition. Reps upon reps to reach those perfect intense
numbers. In the case of this particular guffer the mighty Ventoux is a
perennial draw. Whereas those training reps are an attempt to iron out variation
the mountain defies any averages and offers up a unique experience on each
ascent
Attempts have been made on the Raid that invites the rider to
ascend by each of the three routes between sunrise and sunset. It goes without
saying that the Ventoux is a cruel mistress. Sunstroke dehydration wind and
snow have blocked attempts at glory. The mountain remains the constant. It sits
there dominating everything in the area inviting you to make an attempt on the
summit on the off chance that you may be allowed to pass. This year was no
exception and cyclesguff heeded the call. The original plan was the Raid but as
noted in previous posts injury lack of fitness and road miles have been a
painful feature in the guff year. A compromise was called for and after longing
glances at local maps there was realisation that I too had been bewitched by
power of the mighty Ventoux. There are in fact other climbs in the area worth
visiting. A six/seven col run out followed by the ‘true Moloch’ (thanks
Roland Barthes) for what proved to be an intense two day trip. The warm up
as it made some sense to call it started at Montbrun with southern ascent of
Col du L’Homme Mort via Ferrassieres.
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| Col d'Aulan southern ascent |
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| Ventoux from Col du Perty |
The descent to Laborel is twists and turns at high speed with a brief glimpse of the hills ahead before reaching the
town itself and a bar that was open and serving drinks. Aaah! A left onto D30
direction Orpierre and a swift regular descent through the valley to the
junction on the D130 back direction Col de Pierre-Vesce that proved to be a
bit of test as the km were beginning to stack up. The 20% ramps were a bit
tricky as was the steep descent back to Laborel before an exit right for Col de St
Jean which in the gradient and sinuous bends felt way longer than the 13km to
the top.
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| bit of a provencal cliche but a distraction on the route out of the valley |
The descent was no less challenging with tight and steep sections and rough surface before taking a right to Sederon and beyond onto the Col de Macuegne this time counting around 7km of climbing to the 1068m summit.
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| descent Col de St Jean |
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| at this point in the day even the sign looks tired |
Too much faffing earlier in the day put paid to a second
ascent of the Dead Man. Notice I am avoiding obvious puns here and the final run involved whizzing down the hill and a rush cross country in time to reach the
hotel a shower and some dinner. 128km 2675m Climbing. So much for a quiet day.
day two
The second outing proved to be a far simpler affair if one
that required a wee bit of forward planning and reassessment at intervals
across the day. The forecast was for high winds between 80 and 100km per hour.
For anyone who has been on the Ventoux on a so called calm day you will
appreciate that this was cause for caution. The start was in Sault, that much
maligned other start town for climbing Ventoux. The direction however was away
from the town and Ventoux into Gorge de la Nesque. Serendipitously the road was
closed for the day to allow for a bike ride running in the opposite direction.
This seemed popular with the whole range of cyclists from sleek mountain goats
to casual city shoppers and their offspring. The gorge proved itself another
secret treasure with good road surface tunnels and stunning scenic views.
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| Gorge de la Nesque looking north |
And
one turn where the Ventoux rears above the gorge sides that had thus far
protected from the wind. The run from the end of the gorge at Ville sur Auzon
(surely someone could have thought of something less generic for a village on a
river) across to Flassan and Bedoin proved something of a test as the winds
that had been forecast made their presence felt. Curiously the wind subsided in
Bedoin and as the temperature warmed again it seemed like ascent was the only
option. 28 degrees and sunshine on the start of the D974 or as it is known
‘Route de Ventoux’. On the Guff Glasgow thermometer that is ‘roastin’. The
ascent proved a slow affair and it is true the road plays tricks with
perspective since there are very few corners to regulate your relationship with
the landscape. The Esteve hairpin comes early and the glimpse of the radar
station at top is just plain intimidating. William Fotheringham esteemed writer and biographer (see below) talks about how
the ride through the forest is harder because the surrounding trees make for an
airless strength sapping experience. I can only agree amidst what proved to be
a sluggish grind ever onwards. A couple a number of years younger I hasten to
add passed along the way but were passed as they took respite at Chalet
Reynard. I may be slow but I am not-stop. My delight lasted a few minutes at
least before they to passed again just beyond the Simpson memorial. The final
6km of the ascent on the white barren rocks felt less difficult than the routes
through the forest. I am not sure why this should be since the summit seems
tantalisingly close but just out of reach at the same time. And having
managed to get close the steepness of the final ramp preys on your mind in the kilometres leading to it.
The indignity of falling at the very last hurdle
would be hard to shake off. In the event it was just fear, not real just a
symptom of the mental and physical demands of the climb. In the end the summit
was clear and curiously calm and positively balmy at 19 degrees.
An Italian man
asked why this particular Scotsman was not wearing his kilt. I did try to convince him that it was a
bit removed from the sartorial elegance of six panelled lycra but in retrospect
maybe he had a point and it would have made for a well ventilated ascent. Needless to say the view at the top is matched only by the
intensity of the feeling of having got there. Tradition dictates paying
respects to Tom Simpson on the way down. His memorial surely now a monument to anti-doping.
It is worth a cautious descent while on the white rocks section. The
wind even on a calm day swirls and sets traps for the unwary. The descent to
Sault has been resurfaced which made for a smooth run down the mountain to the
last kick into the town for 88km 1886m climbing.
In planning my route I am grateful to William
Fotheringham who in a very fine biography of Tom Simpson in Put
me back on my Bike evokes, in the last chapter, something of the magic of riding on the mountain.
Also to the person(s) behind this website who lovingly describes 24 other cols Having realised
that it was possible to ride other places near Ventoux the photos and
descriptions made the option all the more real. They have clearly spent a lot
of time effort and love on the site. Thank you and thank you for the help it provided planning the route.
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